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Old Turtle"s riddle and joke book

Leonard P. Kessler

Old Turtle"s riddle and joke book

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Published by Greenwillow Books in New York .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Riddles, Juvenile.,
  • Riddles.,
  • Animals -- Wit and humor.

  • About the Edition

    Old Turtle and his animal friends relate their favorite animal riddles.

    Edition Notes

    StatementLeonard Kessler.
    SeriesGreenwillow read-alone, Greenwillow read-alone books.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6371.5 .K457 1986
    The Physical Object
    Pagination47 p. :
    Number of Pages47
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL2531916M
    ISBN 100688059538, 0688059546
    LC Control Number85012565

    But unlike those green-backed heroes in a half-shell, the ronin rabbit has kept to his adult-orientated roots with a saga that comprises all manner of murder, mayhem and the odd sexy scene in an anthropomorphic version of feudal Japan. It wanted to prove to the armadillo that it could be done. But on form, she's almost as powerful as Superman, looks better in hotpants and has the additional superpower of reducing fanboys to putty. That's Batmanuel — in a Batman movie. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. Oh, and he's an aardvark.

    Trademarks: The Angel of Death reinvented as a cowboy: stone-cold snarl, battered hat and a green trenchcoat concealing Colts that can slay a small army in seconds. Because the monkey was on the other side and the chicken wanted to give the banana to the monkey. Show Answer Sweet? Well, I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but, there once was a chicken who stole a crucifix, and, while being chased by the crowds, ran over to a river, rested the crucifix on it, and then rowed it to the other side. A: Because it didn't have enough turtle power. I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?

    Besides having superheroic powers, the naive young robot grappled with human emotions and personal interaction. Some say that I hide enormous wealth, but those riches have always proven stealth. It was only doing what the little voices in its head told it to do. Well, an anti-hero. His inability to look beyond the moment — he leaves such ponderings to Asterix or his smart, tree-obsessed dog Dogmatix — and tendency to fall in love with unattainable women make him one of the cutest characters on the list. A: Because their ears are so small!


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Because it needed the exercise. The policeman pulls him over. Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.

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Because it had lost its comb. The time had arrived for this chicken to cross this road. Q: What happens when you bring a turtle to a party?

It was heading to the local jail to turn itself in for Murder. Doom in Darth Vader, and pretty much every Bond villain of the last 40 years.

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Judges Out of the eater came forth meat and out of the strong came forth sweetness. God ordained from the time of Creation that this chicken should come into the world and should cross the road exactly when it did.

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